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Over 1,000 Australian Girls in Bikinis

The Crunch — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:10:00 +0000

This story has absolutely nothing to do with celebrity gossip, but what it does have to do with 1,010 Australian chicks in bikinis. A Guinness World Record was set on Bondi Beach, Australia when over 1000 women in bikinis spelled out word Cosmo. I have no idea officially what kind of record this is (and who cares really), but you can bet that all the guys on hand also set the record for the most blue balls in one place.

I’ve never been to Australia, but it’s clearly a magical place, filled with foursomes of bikini clad women frolicking to and fro, with nothing better to do then makes shapes on the beach out of nearly naked women. Here’s a few more pictures of the 1000 bikinis to make your day 2000 times brighter.

Photo: Wenn

Eva Longoria’s Ass Can Wear a Bikini

The Crunch — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:27:00 +0000

It’s been a while since we’ve had this kind of view of Eva Longoria in a bikini. And by ‘this kind of view’ I mean picture’s of Eva’s ass. The last time Eva was digging one out playing volleyball. Today’s there’s no such antics. Just Eva and her bikini. Consider it personal atonement for posting pictures of Miss Piggy in lingerie. Even a little crack to help finish off your summer right, or whatever you’re finishing.

Gwen Stefani Does Stuff in Her Bikini

The Crunch — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:09:00 +0000

I tell you what Gwen Stefani is doing in her bikini – looking hot. Holy crap. For someone that typically runs around dressed in crazy stuff like this, Gwen has made one hell of an improvement. Yeah, she needs a little sun, but damn. If Lindsay Lohan had it in her powers to make this kind of improvement in her life she might actually remain sober. Hell, she could run for president. Ok, just kidding, the bikini top went to my head.

Phoebe Price Wears a Bikini, Kid Rock Shows Us His Crack

The Crunch — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:04:00 +0000

Paris Hilton was up to her usual weekend activities, vegetating at her rental house on the beach, which happens to be next to the LG house. Apparently parties at both houses mingled and we were left with a super skank-fest of Kid Rock and Paris Hilton at the same location. We also ended up with Phoebe Price running around the beach in her bikini. It’s really not enough to offset having to look at Kid Rock’s ass crack, but it’s all we can muster. And when was the last time Phoebe saw any sun?

Photo: Wenn

Caroline D’Amore Bikini Picts

The Crunch — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 22:46:00 +0000

I’m not even sure Caroline D’amore actually exists. She’s supposed to be a model. But who the hell knows. What I do know is that she’s in a bikini at the beach, and the queen of the beach bikini Lindsay Lohan is currently schackled in rehab. So Caroline D’amore will have to hold us over for now.

Photo: Wenn

Oh Boy! It’s Mena Suvari in a Bikini

The Crunch — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 05:09:00 +0000

Mena Suvari recently shaved her head a la Britney Spears. I’m assuming this is for a movie roll, or perhaps she’s working on completing the transformation into a teenage boy? Didn’t she used to have real breasts? And didn’t Kevin Spacey get some of that action in American Beauty? Oh, the irony.

Photo: Wenn

Carmen Electra Wears a Bikini or Two

The Crunch — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:04:00 +0000

These pictures of Carmen Electra in her bikini are a couple days old. But I’ve been on vacation and I’m playing catch up. It would just be plain silly to pass up Carmen Electra’s boobs in a bikini. There’s a thousand other day old photos I could post, like Kirsten Dunst in her ridiculous wayfarers or Lindsay Lohan cleaning a toilet at rehab, but that just wouldn’t be right now, would it.

Photo: Wenn

Kristin Cavallari Wears a Bikini

The Crunch — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:30:00 +0000

Kristin Cavallaris and Nick Zano were spotted hanging out at the beach. Aside from Kristin looking pretty good in a bikini I can’t think of any other reason to post her. I’d suggest you spend a moment to compare her with Jessica Alba’s ass. Not rocket science, but beats actually working.

Photo: Wenn

Lindsay Lohan Drinks a Coke, Wears a Bikini

The Crunch — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:36:00 +0000

Lindsay Lohan was spotted throwing back cokes this weekend as she partied with friends. I had half expected that ankle monitoring bracelet to explode before the end of her first week out of rehab was over, but it looks like she just might stick with it. There’s one thing you’ll never stop Lindsay from doing – and that’s wearing bikinis. And let’s face it she might have been good at getting drunk, but she’s great at wearing bikinis.

Photo: Wenn

Audrina Patridge Bikini Picts

The Crunch — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:24:00 +0000

Audrina Patridge looks pretty damn good in a bikini. I’ll admit I’ve never seen MTV’s The Hills. Is MTV still on the air? I guess with girls like Audrina like this running around with bikini wedges it still would be. Of course that doesn’t explain why I’m not on TV. I’ve got a bedroom full hot hot chicks in bikinis just like Audrina. Of course I’m full of hot air, ah, I mean they are, wait, ahhh, nevermind.

Photo: Wenn