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Halle Berry Pregnant, Busty

The Crunch — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:50:00 +0000

Halle Berry walked the red carpet at the London Film festival looking, well, outrageous. My mind is still trying to compute it all. I start to try comprehend the facts – backless blue dress, low cut, massive cleavage, no bra, Halle Berry – and then something happens. There’s profuse sweating and a lot of smoke before I even get to the pregnant part. And finally a strange ringing in my ears that sounds a lot like the word boobs sung by a choir of angels.

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Heidi Montag Has Breast Implants

The Crunch — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:32:00 +0000

In the newest issue of US Magazine MTV The Hills star Heidi Montag confirms that she has breast implants – and got a nose job.

“If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he’s looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I’d be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad’s nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn’t get away from it!”

Heidi went from a 32-A to a 32 C Cup. I’m really glad she revealed she had implants, because I would have never know. I mean except for the fact that I have two eyes, a penis and a thimble full of common sense.

The nose job part is confusing though. Who can’t look down and see their nose, maybe Michael Jackson, or that last guy I unleashed my death blow on? And I’m pretty sure that unless you’re a leper you’re not getting ‘away’ from your nose. But I suppose these days getting fake boobs and a nose job is like the combo meal at MickyD’s. Here’s one more picture of Heidi and her fake boobies.

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Jordan Flashes Her Ass

The Crunch — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:40:00 +0000

Time to catch up with some of our favorite British bombshells. Jordan, aka Katie Price was spotted leaving a nightclub and flashing some ass. Considering Jordan was huge and pregnant just a couple months ago she looks pretty damn remarkable. Britney Spears take note, this is how you get yourself back in shape after having a baby. So if you’re wondering if Jordan’s wearing panties or not there’s a couple more flashing picts after the jump. Panties or pantiless? Find out here.

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Celebrity Cleavage Extravaganza

The Crunch — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:42:00 +0000

The A-List cleavage turned out for the Celebrity Catwalk for Charity. The event was to benefit the National Animal Rescue, which sounds like a great cause. Not as good as the National Me Foundation, but nice. And I’d certainly welcome this breast extravaganza at any of my events. Jenna Jameson was on hand looking, well, still too skinny. Is Jenna’s giant back tattoo new? Looks like fresh ink. And of course there your regular hot racks like Kendra’s and Kim Kardashian’s who seems to be everywhere at once lately.

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Nicole Richie Has Boobs

The Crunch — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:06:00 +0000

Nicole Richie was spotted on the streets of NY with Mischa Barton. And it would appear that Nicole Richie has boobs. Big ones. Well, bigger anyway. I looked it up, and guess what – when you’re pregnant your boobs get bigger. And you’ll never believe this – you can feed kids with those things. Seriously. Learn something useful everyday.

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Mary Carey Celebrates With Porn Stars and Strippers

The Crunch — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 18:53:00 +0000

Adult star Mary Carey celebrated her birthday at Play in Hollywood with the type of crowd that makes any birthday worth celebrating – porn stars and strippers. Katie Lohmann and Jessica Jaymes boobs were also in attendance. It’s a shame both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are busy – tied up and all with jail and rehab – because this is just the type of party they need to polish up that good girl image.

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Katherine Jenkins Classical Cleavage

The Crunch — Fri, 04 May 2007 23:41:00 +0000

I had no idea what the Classical Brit Awards were. When I first saw event pictures with Camilla Parker Bowles I figured it must be some kind of horse show. But upon further examination I learned one of life’s important lessons. Classical artists have breasts too. Big ones. Apparently Katherine Jenkins is an opera sensation and I’ll give you two guesses as to why.

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Katie Price’s Lady Humps

The Crunch — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:38:00 +0000

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Jordan, aka Katie Price is impossible to miss. First, she seems to be shopping everywhere at once followed by a pack of photographers. Second, she’s pregnant and humongous, and not in the Tori Spelling humongous pregnant way. But in the damn those boobs are big, humongous way. Jordan’s one of many large breasted British exports making their way west. I have no clue what she does. Same goes for the likes of Lucy Pinder and Jodie Marsh. I’m not complaining, mind you, I’m just sayin’.