Due to the restructuring of the Playing for Good Foundation, the philanthropic trip to Rwanda that the foundation had previously planned with Paris Hilton has been postponed,” the organization said Thursday in a statement.

It probably had more to do with the people of Rwanda Praying to God that she didn’t come. I mean it’s one thing to offer some humanitarian aid if you’re Sean Penn and you’ve got yourself a dingy. But when all you’ve got to offer the youth of Rwanda is a silver spoon coated in Vodka, a bag of prescriptions for STD’s and a general lack of social responsibility you’re really better off just calling it a day and hitting the pool. Here’s a few snaps of Paris with her boobs pushed up at the recent Spike event – so we all can remember what she is good at.

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We will go out and fly some airplanes or race some cars or something like that. – Cruise told BBC Radio

Damn isn’t that nice. A normal kind of guy might have bought his friend some beers and took him to a strip club or two, you know, helped him forget about his robotic wife. Not Tom. He’s going to fly a couple planes. That’s alright. I was so distraught that the Cardinals lost on Sunday my buddy and I flipped to see whether we’d invade France or Italy. Sorry, Frenchie, you’re it.

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A posting dated Oct. 16 and titled “The Truth” went live on Monday night, reading: “Me and Spencer did spread the false rumors about Lauren’s sex tape.”

The Hills star Lauren Conrad has long blamed Montag and her fiance Spencer Pratt for starting rumors about an alleged X-rated tape, which Conrad insists does not exist.

I’ve never seen The Hills, that show also has Joanie and Chachi on it right? The picture of Heidi and her taco is from a recent event sponsored by Taco Bell to help raise awareness and money for World Hunger Relief Week. A very admirable cause, and it’s great to see Heidi networking with Taco Bells execs, because you know that 15 minute of MTV fame is only going to last so long. Actually about 15 minutes if you do the math.

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I’m casting my vote for the next host of the Oscars. Danny Bonaduce. If he’s even half as good of a host as he is an awards show guest then we’ve got entertainment. Bonaduce and Survivor’s Jonny ‘Fairplay’ both attended last nights Fox Reality Network’s award show. The night ended with a scuffle between the two of them on stage and Jonny Fairplay walked away bloody and missing teeth, leaving the show in an ambulance. It almost sounds too good to be true. Bonaduce says Fairplay attacked him and he was just defending himself. You can check out Danny explaining it here. Video of crybaby Fairplay in the ambulance as well.

Update: Now with video of Jonny Fairplay being dropped on his face on stage. Really, this eclipses all of levels of awesome I thought it might reach. It really looked like Fairplay was goofing around when he jumped on Bonaduce, but when Danny drops his on his face over his back it’s, well, pure magic.

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today’s celebs are lacking guidance: “The sad paths of the three most popular young women” – Hilton and, presumably, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears – “have ended in prison, rehab and mental illness. I hope their mothers are worried sick and wondering, ‘What could I have done differently?’ And our culture should be asking the same question too.”

What they could have done better was have Paris raised by a troop of circus performers. Oh, she still would have been out there making sex tapes and giving blowjobs, but she would have had the added skill of superhuman flexibility and knife juggling – that would have made all the difference. The picture above of mommy Kathy Hilton on her way to get preferential treatment at her visit to see daughter jailbird.

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